the rapidly dwindling sanity of valve programmers as expressed through code comments
||| code courtesy of the tf source leak |||
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i made a follow up video looking at the code they wrote in more depth 🙂 https://youtu.be/T-BoDW1_9P4
Team fortress 2: Pretty flawless with very little major bugs
TF2 Developers:
Honestly this just proves how good the devs are.
use an EPSILON damnit!!
1:37
Please mercy I’m dying
Ahh McJohn strikes again
and now we know about coconut.jpg
As a software developer myself, I felt the frustration with each comment. You can tell the team was under a huge crunch and just “got it working” when the deadline approached.
I feel you, software devs…I feel you
"Yes, disabling Skynet's moral restraints would make him batshit insane. Too bad!"
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"Actually, we also need to disable his self-preservation routines."
I absolutely love how it's all justified by claiming its just a temporary fix, but quit obviously it became the final version.
This is really depressingly funny
That's the last one text-to-speach? It sounds so familiar…
Too bad!
too bad!
This hurts knowing what it means
Luckily if I ever tried getting a PR merged with those comments they'd immediately get flagged and changes requested.
Ah, the life of a web developer who isn't working soul crushing hours to get a half working game out the door.
Where is the miracle build, Old Man?
Sorry but i had to
Coding is like being a god, but it differ in that your ways are mysterious for you too.
Is this all really in the code? This is bloody hilarious
Too bad!
"Which TF2 code comment are you? Answer below!"
Wait is this actually real?
Too bad!
Is this TF2 code? Is it still fked up, or are these comments from years ago and they managed to fix it all? TF2 is a pretty big free game so I'm assuming they fixed it…?
USE AN EPSILON
D A M M I T
here's to one year of this clip and my bday as well 🙂
Coconut.jpeg
The coconut makes sence now
Too bad!
"//Yes, this causes the apocalypse and several atrocities on top of that. Too bad!!"
I'm gonna add //ToDo This is dumb to all my code
INTP in one video.